A lot. (Sorry Jo.)

• second rate “rockstars” dispensing their “wisdom”;
• beautiful pouting rockettes (male and female) all vulgar tattoos, piercings, tight black jeans and a raging sense of entitlement;
• arguable voice talent without any sense of style;
• competence without passion;
• songs that all sound the same, no matter where they were from originally (please don’t do REM again, EVER);
• cringeworthy “star” behaviours;
• desperate rent-a-crowd of self-consciously hip clones swaying in unison;
• “there are no losers here”, a phrase said only to the loser;
• butchery; bitchery; and
• ever present suckiness like a constant low hum.

But, as with many reality TV programs, I find the experience of viewing so sapping that I can never seem to muster the strength to change the channel.

Weird, eh?