Gathan Beaga

more link whoring

It’s too close to Christmas to spend lots of time doing this. So here’s a couple of links I’ve been meaning to blog for a few days now. Try Santa Claus’s (and friends) weblog:

Everyone’s got a blog these days, why not me? I really need someone to vent to, and when you’re stuck up in this frozen tundra all year long with no one but a bitter wife and a bunch of midgets to talk to, you end up with a lot of pent-up aggression.

Or how about the Lord of the Rhymes:

Shouts, props, and praises be to Eru the One (who in Arda is called Iluvatar), to our Moms, to all the elf girls, to Radagast the Brown, Fingolfin the Valiant, your assistance in these dark times has been like the light of Earendil in Shelobs lair. […] To Yavanna who brought forth the Ents; To Luthien Tinuviel who hardens me like bark. To Melian who inspires me to put my root down. […] To the enemy, we can only say this: Your days are numbered. The bling-bling of the One Ring has no sway over the true of heart. The time of hobbits has arrived, the foundations of the mighty will shake!

You get the picture (I’m seeing Ali G in the Third Age).

And finally, the perfect Christmas gift for the person who has everything.

That should do it for today.