I’ve obviously been using the internet for far too long. Its peculiar fads, its lingo, and its self-absorbed recycling of others’ creativity has started to colour my perceptions of RL.

How else then could I possibly respond to this direct mail from KiwiBank without seeing it as one half of a goatse?

Hey! Maybe it’s on purpose! It wouldn’t be the first time such a thing has been sneaked past the unsuspecting. If so, what next? A KiwiBank lolcat ?

Send me the money, now.