That other chap obstinately remains at Number 1, and shows no sign of flagging. Well done, good sport, and all that.
Well, I suppose I could claim by implication to be the world’s foremost vanity surfer… but maybe not. Vanity surfing is perhaps the internet equivalent of onanism: everyone does it, but you wouldn’t really want to be known as the biggest wanker in the world, would you.
Especially not if the index shifts me off the top spot.