I’m possibly overdoing the reposts from Boing Boing, but this made me piss myself laughing. According to Boing Boing, the following is “the secrets of management consulting revealed”.
HuhCorp. Our main strategy is to convince people that we do stuff they can’t do themselves, and that we deserve lots of money for it. The best way to do this is to always look good, and always sound like we know something you don’t. If you’re still not convinced, we’ll show you lots of market research and cost analysis and global positioning strategy reports to confuse you and hopefully convince you that we’re so knowledgeable you couldn’t possibly succeed without us. Because you can’t. So don’t even try.