Okay, there is all this concern that people who weren’t involved in selling cocaine will get tarred with the same brush. Why don’t we look into who it wasn’t? Clear some names?
So everyone who is not a name-suppressed celebrity drug bustee should go to this page immediately. By using the page to declare your complete innocence, and then encouraging all your friends and neighbours to do the same (assuming you all are innocent, of course) then it should be only a matter of months before we can resolve the identity of our celebrity nose candy fiends.
And another victory for the sheer power of the interweb!