The good: it’s a lovely sunny day.
The bad: I’m in a bus on the way to work.
The good: the bus is one of the nice new air-conditioned jobs.
The bad: the bus driver loves his bus so much he’s not cracking 30km/h at any time.
The good: I’m going to be late for work.
The bad: I’m going to be late for my morning coffee.
The good: sod it, I don’t think there is one.
The bad: there’s an awful lot of traffic around at this time in the morning.
The good: now you’re taking the piss, aren’t you.
The bad: where’s my coffee.
The good: I’ve had ENOUGH of this.
The bad: please hurry up, damn you.